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hotwinger:

What do you MEAN I’m too competitive?! I’m not competitive! In fact, I’m the LEAST competitive. You wanna race? You wanna fuckin race to see who’s the least competitive?! Let’s fuckin race!

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lunuh:

i’m never going to delete my blog so that in twenty years from now i can type my url, and scroll through somewhat of a time capsule and laugh at how much of a strange teenager i was.

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lunuh:

i’m never going to delete my blog so that in twenty years from now i can type my url, and scroll through somewhat of a time capsule and laugh at how much of a strange teenager i was.

(via fake-mermaid)

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me:
hey i was wondering if you wanna go out sometime
crush:
no
me:
wtF omG soRRY that was my CAT running across the keyboarD OMG!!!